On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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