dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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