We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
