I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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