Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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