So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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