Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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