Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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