I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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