she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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