1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
