I saw his package. It spoke to me.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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