I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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