Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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