I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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