how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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