I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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