To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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