she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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