So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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