He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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