at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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