WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
