i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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