i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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