i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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