I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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