umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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