Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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