dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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