At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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