Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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