I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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