trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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