Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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