Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just gargled with NyQuil
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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