Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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