So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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