I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.