"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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