sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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