dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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