the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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