In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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