I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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