Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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