Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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