If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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