just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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