Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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