my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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