so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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