Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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