he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
NoShamevember. You game?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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