Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
And then my night got REAL pukey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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