well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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